Get me pregnant, PLEASE!

Everybody is doing it! Look at Jamie Lynn Spears, or Bristol Palin. Plenty of High Schools have day cares, why else would they have those but to accommodate our risqué behavior?  My High School has about 15-20 pregnant girls each year, so what's the harm in adding another one to the list? There are great programs such as FoodStamps, Medicaid, and WIC to help us support our young children. It all works out! And everybody knows, friends follow what friends do. Just look at the Pregnancy Pact that occurred in Massachusetts, you won't be alone! The amount of teenage mothers will just continue to rise, so come on kids do it already.
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